youre lurking in front of me
Can i not drive my cunt home
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
40s are totally the cure
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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