when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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