Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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