Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
this is an emotional support booty call
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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