Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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