She's JV to your varsity
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
babies were throwing up all over the place
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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