I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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