Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
