Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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