too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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