im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I love you. Go after that dick
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