I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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