i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
COCAINE IS GR8
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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