yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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