Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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