i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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