chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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