Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Randomize