For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Alive.
So much puke
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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