so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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