i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.