New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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