sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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