Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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