could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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