There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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