Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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