I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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