Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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