how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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