is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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