What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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