Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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