Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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