That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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