This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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