Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I need to align my fucking chakras
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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