when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Randomize
