you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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