Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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