In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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