You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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