it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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