when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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