When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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