we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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