i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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