Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We need to rekindle our bromance
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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