Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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