Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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