I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize
