Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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