i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Naked. naked and bneed help.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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