What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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