Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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