i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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