I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Too much gin, very little bucket
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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